Essence of anchovy

Research animals on the net and all sorts of images come up. Research anything on the net and all sorts of images come up.

I quickly discovered that forensically building up muscles on a skeletal frame before adding the fur does not produce good sculpture. Doing this produces really impressive results when you are trying to find out what a murder victim looked like before decomposition, but you would not want to display the finished article on your mantlepiece.

In any event, us humans have a hard enough job trying to tell the difference between one fox and another, so if we employed a forensic sculptor to reconstruct one particular dead fox on its skeleton, we would end up confirming what we already know. It's a fox.

What I want when I show someone a fox sculpture is for them to say, "It really looks like a fox", and not really mean it.

What is the stinkiest thing in the world? An anchovy's arsehole.